Turf Dick

What is Turf Dick?


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A painful condition of the penis. This can

occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

See weiners, cock, shlongs, meat


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