Turf Dick

What is Turf Dick?

A painful condition of the penis. This can

occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

See weiners, cock, shlongs, meat

Flat Squad

1. a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat. Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad. See jamal..

Spalge

1. the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating. man, my sheets are all covered in spalge...

Puerto Rican Id Check

1. On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind ..

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