Turf Dick

What is Turf Dick?

A painful condition of the penis. This can

occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

See weiners, cock, shlongs, meat

Zarabeth

1. pretty mexican smart-ass Geek is such a zarabeth! See zarabeth, girl, smart, ok, geek..

Zambonesque

1. Like a zamboni. That floor polisher in the commons is very zambonesque. See zamboni, polishing, i, don't, know..

Ambiguous Verbosity

1. Use of complex words by people in daily conversation who have little knowledge of their proper meaning or usage in the English language...

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