What is Turf Monster?
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A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."
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The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.
I used to go to Turfmonster until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
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3.
Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.
Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.
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