Turf Tongue

What is Turf Tongue?

Condition one gets when performs too much cunnilingus.

The pitcher on the softball team is on the DL with a bad case of turf tongue.

See carpet munching

Jim Delahunt

1. Scottish rhyming slang for cunt. Named after a Scottish TV sports personality, from the same era as the also unfortunately named Shereen..

Omgwtfroflmao

1. oh my god what the fuck roll on floor laughing my ass off guy 1"did you here what happened?" guy 2 "no what happened?&..

Ow's Ya Carver?

1. A Norfolk (see explanation 3) version of "Ow's ya Father?" Ay up girl, fancy a nice slice of Ow's ya Carver? Ornutt..

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