Turf Tongue

What is Turf Tongue?

Condition one gets when performs too much cunnilingus.

The pitcher on the softball team is on the DL with a bad case of turf tongue.

See carpet munching

Ultimate Answer

1. The answer is forty-two. The answer to life, the universe, and everything...is 42...

W.i.g.s

1. (When I Got Sexy) The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive. OMG yer name is W...

I'd Hit That

1. A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself..

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