Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed. See Nolan..

1. yummy girl scout shortbread cookies i gotta have some trefoils! See girl, scouts, cookies, yummy..

1. A tall faggoty geek with little to no muscle mass. Generally found to masturbate too much with their strange long gorilla like arms. Pr..