Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. Any story of an event that did not take place or is extremely obscured by fallacies. Usually comes from the same person who chronically ..

1. when one jerks off with 2 glazed doughnuts i did a D-0-Double-Gizzle last night at Dunkin Donuts! See Andrew 2. Spells dogizzlegizzl..

1. Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils ..