Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. Just another word for Jackass. Omg, he is such a frickin mermode. See Ashley..

1. To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water "Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub" ..

1. 1. N. A term coined in Central Texas to refer to the earliest acceptable time to call your dealer without irritating him, thereby causin..