Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life. If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee..

1. A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of ete..

1. The boyfriend of an older woman. "My friend Mary dates a guy who's 11 years younger than her, she loves having a ToyBoy and I..