Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. The greatest injustice ever perpetrated by the wonderfully effective American Public School System upon its students. Hey Tim, VisionQu..

1. Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names. e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc. I was flat brok..

1. Having your sexual partner drink the remaining contents of a colonoscopy. There's nothing like an Oklahoma Mudpuddle after a hard ..