Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. when cheap fake tan goes wrong, resulting in a orange/yellow skin colour. Mostly seen on young silly girls and CHAV's yo yo G look..

1. Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time. Dude..

1. When you do "the Goat" as in the movie "Waiting" and the girl sucks you off from behind. A way to improve this is to..