Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. a fat person that has gas all of the time Did you see that person the other day,he was zagastic. See fat, obese, thick, chubby, flabby..

1. One who engages in the theft of virginity. Dan Cole is such a kleptosexual. See Brad..

1. to strike, smack,or fall with a resounding blow. So,I told her "hoyes vieja, get it yourself goddamn damn self!" and wakate s..