Turfmaticks Edit Meaning

1. A person you share your bed with. Sarah's bedmate kept her up all night with his snoring. See bed, friend, sleep, sex, room mate..

1. The man who gives your wife a massage, and is always eager to please, and is always elbow deep in hot oil John caught the oiler boy giv..

1. A cabinet, container, room, or device used to protect perfumes and colognes from light and heat. Wine coolers and mini-fridges are ofte..