Turfmonster

What is Turfmonster?


1.

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

See soccer, turfmonster

2.

a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive

woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!


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