What is Turfmonster?
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The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
I used to go to Turfmonster until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.
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a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive
woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!
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To masterbate oneself with hooks.
Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.
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getting your balls suckedwhile taking a dick in the butt
chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash
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