Turked

What is Turked?


1.

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

See ass rape, buggered, botting, fudge packing

2.

the mornin after the night before taking drugs

i took a load of bumbles, now i am turked out da fuck

See wipeout, drugs, partying, weird, yea

3.

To be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your arse.

...youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! ...I'm gonna turk that mother fucker right up biatch...

See turked, turkey, turk, turkeys, bumflap

4.

To be Turked or also commonly known as being 'Turkey'd'. This phrase is common in the North West of England, specifically Manchester.

The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.

Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d

Drinker 1: Howcome I came out with £50, only had 5 drinks and now have no money left?

Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!

See drinking games, christian, turk, tight, arse

5.

messing up when your skating and hurting yourself badly.

angela turked at maple skatepark... its a huge scar now!

See skate, skating, turking, turked, angela


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