Turkey Bacon Edit Meaning

1.

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"

"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

See pig, cop, security, fake, wannabe

2.

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

See distraction, waste of time, diversion

3.

under cover cop

"Turkey bacon!"

See Adele