Turkey Basted

What is Turkey Basted?

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant

2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.

3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?

Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

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