What is Turkey Baster?
1.
lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
2.
The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice
side boob and gave her a turkey baster.
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3.
When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.
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4.
Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.
You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)
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5.
when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted
Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven
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6.
when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex
Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
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