Turkey Basting

What is Turkey Basting?


1.

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.

After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.

See turkey, basting, iraq, war, obama, korn, lil wayne, dumbass, guido, vagina, period

2.

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

See ectasy, rollin, rollin', bj, lean

3.

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.

Girl: Do you want to try something new?

Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.

Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?

Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.

Girl: Okay!

See anal, thanksgiving, urine, turkeys, sex, turkey call, screaming, new jersey, S.A.B.

4.

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"

"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

See sperm, turkey, wank, baster, basting


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