What is Turkey Bomb?
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Judd: "After
y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was sohogged up that he passed out in theholler with his face in acow patty ."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a
dog's age !Slap your grandma !"
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when a turkey mad, it poops out a big pile of poop with a bomb in it.
Oh noooooo, it's a turkey bomb everybody rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! ah!
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a turkey bomb is a portion of turkey meat put into a fully sealed jar filled with milk. assuming the mixture does not freeze, the two ingredients have a chemical reaction and will eventually explode. this is not a very powerful explosion but broken glass is always dangerous.
the turkey bomb finally soured enough to blow and fill the room with it's horrible odor.
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When one dumps on his woman's chest after performing a
That was an awesome turkey bomb mom!
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