Turkey Club

What is Turkey Club?


1.

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle

john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day

See lee

2.

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal

Girl #2: dam i want one

See butt, dong, nuts, anal, glory, guy

3.

a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness

"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"

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