Turkey Day Edit Meaning

1.

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

2.

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.

See Exodus

3.

A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.

Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?

Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?

Guy 2: Never mind...

See Mystic

4.

A celebration of the one good moment Americans had with Indians. Now, a commercial excuse for obese people to stuff food inside of other food.

Thanksgiving is like telling a date rape victim to just focus on the dinner and movie earlier that evening.

5.

An insanely cool and counter cultural way of saying Thanksgiving. It's insanely awesome when you call it that, and only lame people call it Thanksgiving and then get mad that they don't call it by the correct name (these people also are loser emos, and they cut themselves on a regular basis.

Same: Hey man, you ready for Turkey Day next month?

Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.

See thanksgiving, turkey, pilgrims, cool, spot, food, holiday

6.

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"

"what?"

"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

See that guy

7.

The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.

The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.

See hedy