What is Turkey Dump?
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When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over
When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.
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2.
Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.
"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"
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Not being able to find the right hole when finally getting to go all the way with a girl.
Thus spoiling the mood.
And making yourself ..