Turkey Eclipse

What is Turkey Eclipse?


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Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey

Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.

See eclipse, moon, mooning, sun, sunning


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