Turkey Express

What is Turkey Express?

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

See sex, shit, ejaculate, sperm, chest

[hoondashy]

1. Typically a member of the opposite gender who outwardly desires more sexual attention than is due. It is derived from the following two..

Ze Alfy

1. the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot oh..

Raycine

1. A really sexy girl that i love to death. and if she would ever leave me i would be lost with no where to go. I love you soooo much rayci..

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