Turkey Express

What is Turkey Express?

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

See sex, shit, ejaculate, sperm, chest

Othaholic

1. A person who loves the american tv show, "one tree hill", alot. Oh I've got to watch it, i'm an othaholic See one,..

Floadge

1. someone whos bellend is bigger than the shaft off there cock. you are a floadge man unlucky See girth, jew, dirty sanchez, lemon juic..

Surrey Curry

1. surrey = brown town = curry = SURREYCURRY STRAIGHT UP HOMIES, HOLLA peace up, surrey-curry down (Y)..

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