Turkey Express

What is Turkey Express?


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A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

See sex, shit, ejaculate, sperm, chest


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