Turkey Express

What is Turkey Express?

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

See sex, shit, ejaculate, sperm, chest

Synt

1. "See You Next Tuesday", a message given to somebody on an Internet forum who is probably going to be banned. 1.<nooblet>..

Zapple

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

Ijms

1. it just makes sense. Val and Hilton: IJMS...

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