Turkey Farm

What is Turkey Farm?

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

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E.d.

1. Erectile Dysfunction aka. YOURE FUCKED! 2. Emergency dump. Pooping everywhere While at the bar ryan took an E.D. in his pants. 3. ..

Cantusion

1. The bruise you get under your fingernail from opening several beer cans. Jon drank so many cans of beer last night, he got a cantusion ..

Zoo Driftin'

1. A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event. Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight? Chick2: Awwww, I can&..

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