Turkey Neck

What is Turkey Neck?


1.

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

See turkey neck, turkeyneck, fat, penis fat

2.

a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.

"I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."

"Sicko!"

3.

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion

or

(Penoscrotal Web)

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

See penoscrotal web, scrotum, ball sack, diy

4.

A guy's dick.

Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.

See wang, thumper, tool, trouser trout, python

5.

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

6.

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.

"Hey my name is Mary Ann"

"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"

"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."

"Anytime."

See vagina, pussy, cunt, clit, saggy, turkeyneck, loose

7.

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

See neck, turkey, penis fat, jerk


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