Turkey Screwing

What is Turkey Screwing?


1.

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?

Rowan: No, why?

Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!

Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

See screwing the pooch


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