Turkey Slap

What is Turkey Slap?


1.

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

2.

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

See turkey, slap, sex, face

3.

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.

See turkey, slap, mushroom, female, erect

4.

to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross

5.

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.

Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.

Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

See turkey, slap, bitch, dewy

6.

The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine

Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...

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