Turkey Timers

What is Turkey Timers?


1.

A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.

There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.

See highbeams, nipple, nipples, perkies, nips


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