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When you take a dump that is so massive some of it sticks up out of the water.
I ate two bags of Fritos last night and blasted a salty ..
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When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.
She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor ..
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An irrational overreaction
A car backfired driving by our house last night. You should have seen my mother running around screaming loc..
