Turkey Turd

What is Turkey Turd?


1.

tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.

"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"

See shit, poop, poo, feces, crap


99

Random Words:

1. Sigma Nu Omega - ancient brotherhood founded in Alaska in 928459 BC by brother CP Busch. Club slalom event will take place on Busch camp..
1. the biggest kind of cock. spelled with a "0" because of its enormus size. the kerry supporters got a c0ck in there asses 2. ..
1. A phrase to describe someone who isn't very bright, ditsy, kind of like a dumb blonde but it can be anyone. Also can be used to des..