What is Turkey Turd?
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tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.
"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"
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