Turkey Twizzlers

What is Turkey Twizzlers?


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Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!

Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"

Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"


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