What is Turkey Twizzlers?
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Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners
They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis
They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)
You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!
Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"
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