What is Turkey Twizzlers?
1.
Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners
They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis
They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)
You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!
Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"
Random Words:
1.
A Ben Franklin look alike with a magic finger capable of pointing out work for others while eating his salad and smoking a blueberry ci..
1.
A phraseoriginally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.
Literallymeans 'complete penis'.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you rea..
1.
The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.
"...dude did ..
