Turkey-cat

What is Turkey-cat?


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A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.

Turkey-Cat: Meow

Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-

Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-

See turkey, cat, turkey-cat, meow, mix, meow mix


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