What is Turkeyneck Alarm Clock?
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The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your
Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.
Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.
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to go and masturbate.
ive just seen dot cotton on the telly. back in a bit, gone to eat pizza
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Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.
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