Turkeyneck Alarm Clock

What is Turkeyneck Alarm Clock?

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The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

See morning wood, alarm clock, geordie alarm clock

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