What is Turkeyneck Alarm Clock?


1.

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

See morning wood, alarm clock, geordie alarm clock


96

Random Words:

1. A young mighty puppy. One would refer to a puppy as a pup-o-mighty if they perform a stunt such as leaping from the bed and landing o..
1. Instant Kill Breath Ray Of Doom Used to describe Godzilla's breath ray in "Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monster All..
1. A word used when someone says someting good or sexy to some one else. Person A: That Billy Joe Bob Kringle is a sexy beast!!! Person B..