Turkeyneck Edit Meaning

1.

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

See The Phantom

2.

when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store

Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social

See dick puppet, turkeyneck

3.

the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum

"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"

See balls, dick, cock, scrote, shaft

4.

1. A turkey's neck

2. One who says:

a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"

b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"

c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"

d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"

Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"

Me: "err... yeah, fine"

Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"

Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"

Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "....Indeedy"

See turkey, neck, turkeyneck