Turkeyslapping

What is Turkeyslapping?


1.

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

2.

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!


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