What is Turkish Bookmark?
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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(N.)when a word is pronounced incorrectly for the purpose of including a pun.
Pununciation: Pun & Pronunciation.
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Anyone for tennis can be used as Text Message
A country club member "text ne 1 4 10s" to some of his buddies
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