Turkish Bookmark

What is Turkish Bookmark?


1.

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

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