What is Turkish Bookmark?
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.
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a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.
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A fruit ate by the Gods that was said to give them an infinite amount of strength. The fruit was used in the Great War of Gods. The war ..
