What is Turkish Bookmark?
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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Jerking off in the shower
Why were u in the shower so long?
O i was taking a hollywood shower
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Chuck calls you this when he's otherwise speechless.
I told Chuck his DSL modem couldn't possibly be dialing a number and he ..