What is Turkish Bookmark?
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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An exclamation of happiness and approval
Person 1: The new {insert band name here} CD just came out.
Person 2: Oh hells yeah!..
