What is Turkish Bookmark?
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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A state of eminently fashionable elegance and grandeur elevated by the subject's elation over his or her own narcissistic magnifice..
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A womans nipple that does not become erect during arousal.
Bro I was with this girl last night and I said damn whats up with the jelly ..
