What is Turkish Bookmark?
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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The period in which you are grounded.
"When is my groundment over Dad? I need my iPod to do my homework!"
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when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
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