Turkish Breakfast

What is Turkish Breakfast?


1.

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.

mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?

friend: what?

you: turkish breakfast?

friend: yeah, you have any bacon?

you: fuck no.

See turk, awesome, tea, cigarettes

2.

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole

Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

See turkish, breakfast, egg, asshole, crack


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