Turkish Delights

What is Turkish Delights?


1.

A jellyish, rectangular candy with powdered sugar on the outside.

In 'The Lion,The Witch, and The Wardrobe, youngest brother Edmund is offered magical turkish delights (his favorite candy) by the White Witch, who promises to give him more if he brings his sisters and brothers to her.

"Turkish delights are old people candies."

2.

A recipe really:

1) Shave your balls

2) Moisten said balls.

3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.

4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.

Tea bagging is one thing, but tea bagging someones turkish delights is a real treat.

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