Turkish Elephant

What is Turkish Elephant?


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When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.

John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.

See elephant, turkish, zipper, pockets


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