Turkish Lie In

What is Turkish Lie In?


1.

Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!

Katie: I'm going to be late in today

Nick: How come, is everything OK?

Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!

Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!

See turkish, sex, liar, excuse


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