Turkish Quilt

What is Turkish Quilt?


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When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.

Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!

Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.

See turkish, steamroller, quilt, ben, bill


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