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Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.
*Ham explosions on police officers are ..
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When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.
Hey honey when does blowjob season..
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This one's good.
It's when you jizz in a girls mouth.
She spits it into your asshole.
And then you fart it back into her mo..
