What is Turkish Wrestling?
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A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
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