What is Turkmenistan?
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an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.
in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.
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A rare and deadly tree known to live in Africa.
See "Tears of the Sun"..
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To put your dick in another person's bong before they take a hit.
person1:Yo bro you should totally zingbongatong matt's bong..
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An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent ..
