What is Turks Beard?
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When a woman defecates on their partner's face and then smears it to resemble the shape of a goatee beard, an intricate operation; the woman must make sure that the moustache curls at both ends that the tip of the beard tapers to a sharp point, thus resembling a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century
Wow! that Prostitute only charged me 18 bucks for my Turks Beard!! Now i've got a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century....
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When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.
"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut..
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ADJ: (1)to be so drunk that one who is under the influence of lizzie (UIL)is ready for anyone to make sexy time with a Lizziepenis
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