What is Turks?
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The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.
Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
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Assholes that killed millions of Greeks and Armenians for no reason at all. No one likes them due to the fact that the country is in lock down since everyone was so pissed from them not following resticted air space rules.
Ask any Turk an i bet you they will give you no reason for why they attcked the armenians and greeks.
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People that are using up all the server space on Knight Online(USKO). They are also hated by the English speaking people on KO reason being that they cheat(KOXP) and never shut their dirty mouths. They also beg, and keep talking gibberish.
Did you see that dirty Turk koxping again, they should all get banned.
I hate when these dirty Turks keep talking to me, and I told them that I don't speak Turkish!
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Black-ops organization founded in Boston, Massachusetts. The group’s founders act as a triumvirate, controlling the activities of the group which—contrary to popular belief—is no longer officially affiliated with the General Affairs Department of the Shin-Ra Electric Company. Due to the group’s overall tendency towards secretiveness, little is known about their activities. What is known is that its three leaders base their operations out of 6 Arlington Street in Boston’s prestigious Beacon Hill neighborhood. The Turks are allegedly connected to a string of violent crimes in the area, including the hostile takeover of the area commonly referred to as the “Common Room”. Though some sources claim that its triumvirate is comprised of three badass, beautiful young femme fatales, this is dubious given the severity and coldhearted nature of their activities. That story is likely a falsehood constructed by amateur admirers of the group, who abound in the Back Bay area. Also rumored to be collectively fond of (and good at) video games, and that their name is an allusion to the popular game Final Fantasy VII.
"I saw a girl leaving 6 Arlington Street, muttering something about 'muffin' and dusting white powder from her nostrils. She was carrying a sword, too. Oh man…do you think she was one of The Turks!?"
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Underground organization structured around leadership broken up to three leaders. Known for computer, video game, and martial art skills. Name based on a group from the video game Final Fantasy 7.
AND BOTH THESE TURKS ARE FUCKIN AMAZING PLAYERS - Quote
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if read a word to the left of letter K, a word Kruts meets then. This in a value cool boy or girl. So turKs is a cool nickname. isn't?
turKs: John is kruts
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A person, typically pasty white (and/or very pale), who occupies their time by working at the local credit union, playing tennis, or exercising their oversized toes. See
"What up turks you got the 40's for this weekend?"
"Nah man, I can't come. I have to work."
