Turlock Edit Meaning

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located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

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A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost

Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?

See turlock, mexicans, assyrians, starbucks, boring

3.

A village filled with Assyrians that use bro after every sentence. 1 out of every 4 cars is an Assyrian in it. Alright bro. So what im pretty much trieng to say is you do not want to come to turlock. Oh and i forgot to mention it smells. Seriosuly bro, it smells like cows on Mondays, chickens on Tuesdays.

Alright bro . No Bro. Wow Bro. Bro Turlock

See turlock, bro, cows, chickens, smell, assyrians

4.

A shithole in the 209where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterfacebitches.

"Turlock is a great place to leave."

See brappers, godfather, purple, sluts