Turnip Fucker

What is Turnip Fucker?


1.

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.

1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.

2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.

3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.


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