Turnti

What is Turnti?


1.

One who is of Danish decent and enjoys eating stale bagels while drunk and smells of old cheese. During which he prepares to bungee-jump with no pants on.

I enjoy being a Turnti, it keeps me in touch with nature and my loacl baker.


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