Turpin Time

What is Turpin Time?


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The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.

Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*

Girl 1: He's gandering at you!

Girl 2: What!?

Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM!

See sweeney todd, teachers, fish


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