Turpster Edit Meaning

1. One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water. Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report read..

1. A verbal way to express extreme surprise. Short for Zee-Oh-Em-Gee(ZOMG), which is short for "Z'Oh My God!", which itself ..

1. Maryport/Scaryport Full of broad thick cumbrian chavs who love the white star pub as it's named after their favourite cider bevera..