Turpster Edit Meaning

1. A word that can be used in place of "as if" Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night. You: Ziff, you did not. ..

1. Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower. "Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way..

1. A Micky is Irish slang for a man's penis. Hey there bud! (Dublin accent) Show us your micky Ok Jesus that's feckin' h..