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1. grey beard wow look at the graubart on that one! See beard, old, grey, man, bearded lady, fu manchu..

1. when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thi..

1. A 35 year old loser who plays with action figures because he has no life. I saw JP McKenna playing with his little action figures...Wha..