What is Turrican?
1.
1: A video game.
2: A moderately insane owner of a moderately insane IRC channel. See also
"I played Turrican II yesterday"
"Turrican is a fucking queer"
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moderator on the svencoop forums
maker of maps such as omg or secretcity
lord of the turriforums and shell
FOUR DAYS IN THE FUTURE I WAS ASKED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE ONE OF MY MAPS WAS DYING! I WENT AND FOUND OMG WAS ACTUALLY REALLY SHIT AND PEOPLE KEPT FUCKING STEALING IT, SO I DID THE ONLY HUMANE THING AND LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EVER SHOT FROM MY MOUTH
Sven viking had no comment today when asked ARE YOU GAY FOR TURRICAN? After questioning he answered only with 'how did you get this number??' which doesnt really explain anything
meanwhile turrican cut off his legs and froze them in the arctic tundra
i always keep a grand piano handy, and i was shocked the time that i was approached by a fifty foot palm tree asking me to kill his parents in exchange for some crack
3.
HES A RAPIST A SERIAL RAPIST
RAPEFACE RAPEFACE RAPEFACE
gtfo
sends you rapeme.exe
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A pet houndeye from the friendly garg stories.
Scientest: All we got is turrican, that stupid dog!
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Furry-sex obsessed neutrally gendered lump of flesh from england.
has ISP problems and runs forums stuffed with homosexual japenese bearded porn
Turrican e-mailed me some like a tree porn
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A retarded, dumb and incredibly insane douche bag. Wasting money on a vB forum.
Turrican is such an idiot...
