Turt Edit Meaning

1.

a slow person, retarded originated from turtle

you a slow ass turt.

See slow, turtle, lethargic, retarder, dumb

2.

A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent

Person 2: turt

See true, chat, misspelling, typo, aim

3.

To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.

"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."

See fart, turd, poop, tert, squirt

4.

Turtle poop.

Oh goodness! Gregory, clean up that turt that your pet turtle Madison just laid on my shirt.

Is that a dead bug floating in the water or is it just a turt?

Come Raphael, lets beat Michaelangelo with his own nun-chucks for clogging up our toilet with that monstrous turt!

See turtle, poop, turd, tmnt

5.

a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.

"What a turt!"

See gas, fart, butt, retard, shithead, dickhead, dick, shit

6.

Soupy, black feces excreted painfully after a night of heavy drinking. Harshly used to describe people who really deserve it... it may be worse than cunt!

My boss was such a turt she threatened to fire me! or All that Jager last night made me turt like crazy this morning.

See poop, bitch, shit, drunk, hangover, hungover