What is Turtel Spak?
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A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
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Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.
First known use by Andrew Meyer at the Universi..
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smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle n..
