Turtel Spak

What is Turtel Spak?


1.

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’

"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"


16

Random Words:

1. The alpha male of the llama pack. OBAMA!! CHANGE!! The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights ..
1. (sci-low) 1. A person who gets lotsa dem hoes and/or is described as "dayum fine" 2. that which completely destroys ones ene..
1. A village square where people gather for weddings, festivals, religious meetings etc. in the North Caucasus. Pronounced goh-deh-KAHN. ..