What is Turtel Spak?
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A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
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When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they ..
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Most boring place ever.
This place is so East Peoria.
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