What is Turtel Spak?
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A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
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what you say when someone says "thanks" (meaning more than one thank you, or many thanks). because you dont want to sound like..
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Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible
"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny kee..
