Turtel Spak

What is Turtel Spak?


1.

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’

"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"


16

Random Words:

1. To take part in a game in which one person is getting beat by a majority of points or other scale of measurment. I am playing basketbal..
1. the dutch word for hello, used by weird people teacher sneaks into class, and scares the crap out of everybody by saying: hallodio!!!..
1. Just so you know not everyone in the south is a racist. I live in the south and always have, but have friends of every race. I'm al..