What is Turtel Spak?
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A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
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Your hands.
I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.
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finnish for cunted
mä lähdin eilen ulos ja mä join niin paljon että mä tulin ehdottovittumasti pillutetuksi!
(i went out last night an..
