What is Turtel Spak?
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A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
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A female douche that thinks she is the center of the universe. Usually a terribly mainstream daddy's girl from the middle class sub..
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a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world
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