What is Turtel Spak?
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A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
Random Words:
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Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.
You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool...
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a violent jamaican term, used to describe the insertion of a penis into a vagina..get it? u beat so hard u mash it up...?
1. yo trav! i..
