Turteling

What is Turteling?

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

See shit, rosebud

Zomdzzz

1. its just like omg or omfg or omdz but its if you really cant belive it or if you just want to use it to make it to sound unique! zOMDzz..

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

God Fuck

1. Word that can be used when pissed off. Equivalent of God dammit, only it makes no grammatical sense at all, and is therefore fun to say...

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