Turteling

What is Turteling?

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

See shit, rosebud

Zero G Reverse Reacharound

1. The sexual position in which one partner is held in the air upside down performing fellatio or cunnilingus and reaching around to finger..

Old Wooden Cross

1. Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejack..

Nibbun

1. A small but essential piece of something. I've just lost the nibbun on the floor...

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