Turteling

What is Turteling?

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

See shit, rosebud

Opkes

1. to opke someone is kinda like to poke them; an irc slang word; probably comes from popking and oping /me opkes Jenny-away Nervosity op..

Asspoodle

1. When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle. Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants...

Zip-block

1. When you try to zip up a jacket and it gets stuck half way through Tom: You ready to go? Gerry: Hold up I'm zip-blocked...

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