Turtle Attack

What is Turtle Attack?

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

Cindy Fortune

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The Fahey

1. the common euphemism for the fucking irish leprechaun of the group who only wishes he was as cool as the oddo and refers to himself as B..

Mantastic

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