Turtle Attack

What is Turtle Attack?

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

Blow My Vine

1. a slightly more polite version of "suck my dick" "Well, you can just blow my vine!" said Diane See blow, vine, suc..

Uberslap

1. A slap so powerful, only the divine can deliver it upon sinful mortals. I had a dream last night the Jesus uberslapped me. The force of..

You Want Beat Up

1. a request for sexual intercourse and is phrased as a question yo, baby, you want beat up? See sex, fucking, hookup, intercourse..

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