Turtle Attack

What is Turtle Attack?

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

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1. a person who is a know it all and a show off. "yeah that fuckin gabe kid is a show it all , who wears a suit to a mock interview f..

Smasterfuck

1. the best sex possible. wow i picked up this hot crackhead last night i smasterfucked her in my backseat for $3 it was awesome..

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