Turtle Attack

What is Turtle Attack?

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

The Porn

1. Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit". "That's the porn, bro!"..

Cidescream

1. To add the alcoholic beverage called cider to preferably frozen ice cream. Cider up that ice-cream there and get me a cidescream See c..

Habanero Surprise

1. You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finishe..

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