Turtle Attack

What is Turtle Attack?

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

Buttez

1. oily residue left between the cheeks after a wet fart. after wiping, the toilet paper is yellow like it has butter stains on it. It is..

Puzen

1. 1. One who is a flake. 2. General loser. Did you hear about Micheal Jackson dancing on top of that car? He is such a puzen. See loser..

Evolvo

1. To exhibit failure at the the internet. Similar to getting an F in school, only much worse. Can be magnified with a - on the end (evol..

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