Turtle Bait

What is Turtle Bait?


1.

Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.

Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.

Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.

Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.

See constipation, poop, turd, shit, crap, dump, constipated, dung, defecate, defecation, diarrhea, diarhea, pooper, shitload, laxative, laxatives, metamucil, turtle, bait, terd, stool, poo, hanky, anus, bowels, enema, aenema


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